Wrong In All The Right Ways

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Satchel Paige  (via neonchills)

eclecticpandas:

if I were a country, I’d be called procrastination

penicillium-pusher:

I think I may be gayer than originally planned

The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times.
Paulo CoelhoAlchemist (via feellng)